Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and dickbutt (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the dickbutt. The dickbutt consistently finds Jesus. The dickbutt killed Randall. The dickbutt is banned in China. The dick is from butt. The dickbutt constantly finds xkcd. This is not the dickbutt. This is close.